doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
