What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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