So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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