Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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