The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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