and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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