Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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