I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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