8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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