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dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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