I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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