Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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