At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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