My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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