eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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