in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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