oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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