i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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