Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
