? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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