Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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