Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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