oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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