You surviving the open bar?
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I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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