You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Actions speak louder than pants.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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