I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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