I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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