I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
