in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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