What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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