i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
