Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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