I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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