Moan for me like Helen Keller
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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