...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i would punch a child for taco bell
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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