would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
How external is "for external use only"?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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