im having a threesome with these popsicles
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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