Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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