Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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