Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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