Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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