Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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