But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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