Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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