I just saw a hot homeless man
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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