I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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