I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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