I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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