you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize