garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize