I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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