Fuck appropriateness.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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