You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
